A Conversation Yesterday - by N

Yesterday I was out for my morning walk - used to be a run, but hey...I'm getting old. A car pulls alongside me and a man inside says, (you must add a heavy Asian accent to your reading here so you can get the full effect) "Where you from?" I wanted to point to the apt bldg in the distance, but knew that was not what he meant. "From U.S." "Oooh, you jog jog every day?" I answer yes. He asks, "How old you?" Me: answer - 64. "Oooh, what you do in Malaysia?" The short answer we usually give is, "We are Christian teachers." "Oooh" he says again. "How long you here?" "1 and a half years, are you Christian?" "No - good bye." Typical.